Phil Spector |
Marcia Clark |
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Will Smith
Good Actor |
Bobby Cutts
Bad Cop |
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Britney Spears |
Mr. Clean |
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Henry Waxman
House Liberal |
Mohammed Elbaradei
UN Nuke Expert |
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Colonel Martha |
Quasimodo |
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Richard Belzer;
The Actor |
Kreskin;
The Amazing |
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Sonny Bono
I Got You Babe |
Ahmadinejad
I Want Nukes Babe |
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Colonel Martha |
W.C. Fields |
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George Clooney |
Hamas Leader |
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John Kerry;
Lieutenant |
Gomer Pyle;
Private |
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Cindy Sheehan |
Stan Laurel |
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General Hayden |
Colonel Klink |
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Jacques Chirac |
Ninja Tortue |
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Jack Nicholson;
Great Actor |
BTK Serial Killer;
One Bad Actor |
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Bill Clinton;
Did Not Have Sex! |
Rafael Palmeiro;
Never Took Steroids! |
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Kim Jong;
Wacky Dictator |
Cosmo Kramer;
Wacky Neighbor |
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John Muhammad;
Sniper
(Alleged) |
Duane Jones;
Actor, Original Night
Of The Living Dead |
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Saddam Hussein;
Baathist;
Found 6 Ft. Under |
Karl Marx;
Communist;
Still 6 Ft. Under |
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Ariel Sharon;
Walked On
A Wall |
Humpty Dumpty;
Fell Off
A Wall |
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Carville;
Party Hack |
Lucifer;
Party Pooper |
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George Jr;
Ranch: Crawford |
Little Joe;
Ranch: Ponderosa |
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John Kerry;
Ornery Senator |
Herman Munster;
Friendly Monster |
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Vanessa;
Stayed With
Kobe Bean |
Angelina Jolie;
Split With
Billy Bob |
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Bill Frist;
Senator |
Rich Little;
Impersonator |
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Joe Lieberman;
Doesn't Want To
Be A Sidekick |
Barney Fife;
Was A Longtime
Sidekick |
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Liberal Judge;
Wears Black Robes |
Wicked Witch;
Wears Black Robes |
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Mister Rogers;
Has His Hand
In A Puppet |
Gray Davis;
Has His Hand
On Your Wallet |
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Mr. Britney;
Recent Marriage
Was Short-Lived |
Mr. Bean;
Recent Movie
Was Short-Lived |
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The Joker;
2 Hrs. In Makeup
For This Look |
Hillary;
Just A Bit Of
Miss Clairol |
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Richard Perle;
War On Terrorism |
Orson Welles;
War Of the Worlds |
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Oy Vey ! |
Doh ! |
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Clay Aiken;
As American Idol |
Martin Short;
As Ed Grimley |
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Nick Nolte;
Bad Hair Day |
Glen Campbell;
Bad Stare Day |
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Woody Allen;
Sperm |
John Kerry; Not The
Magic Bullet |
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Howard Dean;
Tired Of Being
A Pin Cushion |
Pinhead;
No Complaints,
Apparently |
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Chelsy Davy;
Prince Harry's Honey |
Elin Nordegren;
Tiger's Balm |
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Pat Paulson;
1968 Campaign
Was Just A Joke |
Dennis Kucinich;
Doesn't Know 2004
Campaign Is A Joke |
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Peter Jackson;
Golden Globe Winner |
Rupert Boneham;
Survivor Loser |
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Deborah Voight;
Opera Singer Fired
For Being Fat |
Viking Woman;
Can Sing Too.
Fate Unknown |
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Colonel Gaddafi;
No Longer A
Terror Sponsor |
Bert Convy;
No Longer A Game
Show Host |
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Graydon Carter;
Magazine Guy |
Bozo;
Clown |
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Larry Flynt;
A Smut Guy |
Jabba;
A Hutt Guy |
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Jack Roche;
Convicted Terrorist |
Lon Chaney Jr.;
Convincing Wolfman |
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George Tenet |
Speak No Evil |
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Donkey;
Optimist |
John Kerry;
Pessimist |
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Shrek;
Kids Films |
Michael Moore;
Propaganda Films |
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Grinch;
Stole Christmas |
Saddam;
Stole Lives |
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Ended In Divorce |
Ended In November |
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June Cleaver;
Beaver's Mom |
Laura Bush;
Mom Of Twins |
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Tootsie |
Teresa Heinz Kerry |
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Dan Rather;
Expert On
Forged Documents |
Chimp;
Expert On
Monkey Business |
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Victoria Beckham
Soccer Mom |
Ananove
Bot News Girl |
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Joan Crawford;
Mommie Dearest |
Michael Jackson;
Music's Weirdest |
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Cindy Sheehan |
Rene Auberjonois |
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Freddie Fender;
Sang Wasted Days
And Wasted Nights |
Diego Maradona;
Ex Soccer Star
Plain Wasted |
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Samuel Alito |
Danny DeVito |
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