Lookalikes???




Phil Spector

Marcia Clark


Will Smith
Good Actor

Bobby Cutts
Bad Cop


Britney Spears

Mr. Clean


Henry Waxman
House Liberal

Mohammed Elbaradei
UN Nuke Expert


Colonel Martha

Quasimodo


Richard Belzer;
The Actor

Kreskin;
The Amazing


Sonny Bono
I Got You Babe

Ahmadinejad
I Want Nukes Babe


Colonel Martha

W.C. Fields


George Clooney

Hamas Leader


John Kerry;
Lieutenant

Gomer Pyle;
Private


Cindy Sheehan

Stan Laurel


General Hayden

Colonel Klink


Jacques Chirac

Ninja Tortue


Jack Nicholson;
Great Actor

BTK Serial Killer;
One Bad Actor


Bill Clinton;
Did Not Have Sex!

Rafael Palmeiro;
Never Took Steroids!


Kim Jong;
Wacky Dictator

Cosmo Kramer;
Wacky Neighbor


John Muhammad;
Sniper
(Alleged)

Duane Jones;
Actor, Original Night
Of The Living Dead


Saddam Hussein;
Baathist;
Found 6 Ft. Under

Karl Marx;
Communist;
Still 6 Ft. Under


Ariel Sharon;
Walked On
A Wall

Humpty Dumpty;
Fell Off
A Wall


Carville;
Party Hack

Lucifer;
Party Pooper


George Jr;
Ranch: Crawford

Little Joe;
Ranch: Ponderosa


John Kerry;
Ornery Senator

Herman Munster;
Friendly Monster


Vanessa;
Stayed With
Kobe Bean

Angelina Jolie;
Split With
Billy Bob


Bill Frist;
Senator

Rich Little;
Impersonator


Joe Lieberman;
Doesn't Want To
Be A Sidekick

Barney Fife;
Was A Longtime
Sidekick


Liberal Judge;
Wears Black Robes

Wicked Witch;
Wears Black Robes

Mister Rogers;
Has His Hand
In A Puppet
Gray Davis;
Has His Hand
On Your Wallet


Mr. Britney;
Recent Marriage
Was Short-Lived

Mr. Bean;
Recent Movie
Was Short-Lived


The Joker;
2 Hrs. In Makeup
For This Look

Hillary;
Just A Bit Of
Miss Clairol


Richard Perle;
War On Terrorism

Orson Welles;
War Of the Worlds


Oy Vey !

Doh !


Clay Aiken;
As American Idol

Martin Short;
As Ed Grimley


Nick Nolte;
Bad Hair Day

Glen Campbell;
Bad Stare Day


Woody Allen;
Sperm

John Kerry; Not The
Magic Bullet


Howard Dean;
Tired Of Being
A Pin Cushion

Pinhead;
No Complaints,
Apparently


Chelsy Davy;
Prince Harry's Honey

Elin Nordegren;
Tiger's Balm


Pat Paulson;
1968 Campaign
Was Just A Joke

Dennis Kucinich;
Doesn't Know 2004
Campaign Is A Joke


Peter Jackson;
Golden Globe Winner

Rupert Boneham;
Survivor Loser


Deborah Voight;
Opera Singer Fired
For Being Fat

Viking Woman;
Can Sing Too.
Fate Unknown


Colonel Gaddafi;
No Longer A
Terror Sponsor

Bert Convy;
No Longer A Game
Show Host


Graydon Carter;
Magazine Guy

Bozo;
Clown


Larry Flynt;
A Smut Guy

Jabba;
A Hutt Guy


Jack Roche;
Convicted Terrorist

Lon Chaney Jr.;
Convincing Wolfman


George Tenet

Speak No Evil


Donkey;
Optimist

John Kerry;
Pessimist


Shrek;
Kids Films

Michael Moore;
Propaganda Films


Grinch;
Stole Christmas

Saddam;
Stole Lives


Ended In Divorce

Ended In November


June Cleaver;
Beaver's Mom

Laura Bush;
Mom Of Twins


Tootsie

Teresa Heinz Kerry


Dan Rather;
Expert On
Forged Documents

Chimp;
Expert On
Monkey Business


Victoria Beckham
Soccer Mom

Ananove
Bot News Girl


Sara Michelle Gellar
Vampire Slayer

Sinead Downey
Cosmic Cutie


Joan Crawford;
Mommie Dearest

Michael Jackson;
Music's Weirdest


Cindy Sheehan

Rene Auberjonois


Freddie Fender;
Sang Wasted Days
And Wasted Nights

Diego Maradona;
Ex Soccer Star
Plain Wasted


Samuel Alito

Danny DeVito



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