Katharine Leis
Age: 32
5'7 Orlando, Florida Model, Actress, Producer, Director, Arteest
Website: www.myspace.com/ikat
Katharine: There's A Caterpillar In Her Bok Choy
CosmicTribune: Hi Katharine, where did you get your sense of humor from? Katharine: I'm Canadian and we're known to be funny. Except for Shania Twain. I hear she tells only semi decent jokes. CosmicTribune: Ever cracked a joke while having sex? Katharine: No but I cracked an egg once (I do not recommended this). CosmicTribune: Doing standup comedy is supposed to be one of the most difficult jobs. Ever tried it? Katharine: I tried it once when I was a little sauced. It was only in front of like 20 people and I had fun. Normally, though, I am way too chicken. I admire standup comedians for their courage to be able to get up on stage and just go for it every time. CosmicTribune: Which film role are you most proud of? Katharine: I liked my roles in Miss Perfect and Foobie Jesus. Miss Perfect was written and directed by my best friend Gary, and many of the lines were things I would actually say. Foobie Jesus was just fun. It was about a woman who is perplexed because she believes her cat is Jesus. |
CosmicTribune: Ever felt your ideas were stolen by someone?
Katharine: Why? What've you heard? CosmicTribune: What do you tell people when they ask you what you do for a living? Katharine: If they have bad breath or seem a little leechy, I tell them I sell plastics. The conversation ends right there. Not many places you can go with "plastics." CosmicTribune: Which projects are you currently working on? Katharine: I've begun shooting my next masterpiece, "Teensyfoot." It's a documentary on the search for Teensyfoot. Most look for "Bigfoot," which, as everyone knows, doesn't exist. Otherwise they would have found a skeleton by now. Teensyfoot on the other hand, only has a 3 inch tall skeleton, which is why everyone's missed it...UNTIL NOW.... CosmicTribune: You've been living in the U.S. since college right? Are you an illegal? Katharine: Here's $20 to leave that question out |
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CosmicTribune: What did the coyote charge you? Katharine: An anvil and a bomb with a ribbon on it CosmicTribune: Name five things you miss from Canada that you can't get in the U.S. Katharine: Coffee Crisp, Habitant pea soup (hamless), Timbits, Beckers homestyle vanilla ice cream, and a baker's dozen donuts apple fritter. Did I mention I'm on a diet? CosmicTribune: You write dating columns for savvy.com. When giving dating advice to guys, doesn't a)be handsome, b)be well hung, and c)have a fat bank account just about cover all he needs to know? Katharine: Yes, that about covers it. Do you write a column as well? CosmicTribune: Have any nicnames? Katharine: Peeds. CosmicTribune: Which part of your body get's the most compliments? |
Katharine: My butt.
CosmicTribune: Which part of you rarely looks as good as you would wish? Katharine: My left ear. It drives me NUTS! CosmicTribune: What are you wearing right now Katharine: An ikodidit.com t-shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. CosmicTribune: Which celebrity do people say you look like? Katharine: Don King CosmicTribune: People are so mean! Biggest misconception people have about you? Katharine: That I'm smart. CosmicTribune: If you could go on a dinner date with anyone in the world, who would it be with? Katharine: It would be with Don King. I would order whatever he ordered so that I could eat it exactly like he was and people at other tables would wonder if there was a mirror or it was two identical people eating identical food at the exact same time and table. Conversation may get annoying for him, though. |
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CosmicTribune: Most unusual place you've had sex? Katharine: Checkout line at Walgreens (the cashier didn't think it was as funny as you do). CosmicTribune: Do you spend much time surfing the internet? Katharine: Yesss, cosmictribune and ikodidit.com CosmicTribune: Complete the following - "I wish I had" and also "If I could change anything" Katharine: I wish I had a jacuzzi and If I could change anything, it would be the dog's water. It's all cloudy and has bits of kibble in it from when he drank after he had his breakfast this morning. CosmicTribune: Last question - tell me something I don't know Katharine: OK I hadn't decided where I was going to announce it...so I'll do it now...I have a new TV SHOW! It's coming out next month and is a comedy called the HA HA HALF HOUR. It's a half an hour of original comedy short movies and me doing some sort of hosting thing. I haven't even annouced it on my website yet, but showtimes and stations will be posted there. I am hoping it gets huge and that people love it. |
Interview by Jim, January 2, 2007. Posted January 6
