Heather Hernandez
Age: 22
Wisconsin Model
Website: www.mzheather.com
Heather: Bubble Butt Beauty
Heather: So, about this interview. Watcha got for me.... I don't want to be too risky... CosmicTribune: Ahhhh ! ....Ok then, I'll throw out all the dirty questions !! ... well, some of then ... You've been modeling for about a year right? What made you decide to give it a whirl? Heather: Actually I've been doing it for about 3 years now....I love all the excitement of being on a stage and in front of the camera. It's kind of a turn on to know so many guys (and Hot girls) will be seeing you. I love to meet all the beautiful women too. CosmicTribune: Ok, well speaking of that -- "meeting the beautiful women too", I read this quote from you at some website -- "Favorite fantasy: waking up with Pamela Anderson in my bed.....yes, I said Pamela Anderson"... How long have you had this girl-crush on Pammy? Heather: Actually, the crush has now shifted to Vida Guerra...lol CosmicTribune: Lol. Vida with the award-winning butt Heather: That's the one! She's got some incredible curves. |
CosmicTribune: Are you bi?
Heather: Not yet...lol. Just curious like the other 99% of women out there. Our butts are both of our's best ASSet CosmicTribune: Yes, I intended to ask you about your ASSets. You've been blessed with many assets - long mane of dark hair, big blue eyes, big boobs, great ass. What do you receive the most compliments on? Heather: Of course guys always start off talking about my eyes but I know what they're really looking at...lol. My round bootie!!!....lol. Once they get to know me though, they love my outgoing personality. CosmicTribune: I'll be honest, it was your ass that caught my eye. Is that just good luck, or hard work at the gym to keep it hot and curvy? Heather: I bust my ass, not just a figure of speech...lol, in the gym. Of course you have to have a little spanish in you though, that's where the curves come from. CosmicTribune: They say latino girls have the best rear ends. It's what made Jennifer Lopez famous. Were you a cheerleader in high school? Heather: No, actually I was kind of a tom boy. I played all kinds of sports. Mostly softball. I was never the cheerleader type. |
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CosmicTribune: You were probably a catcher in softball. Squatting is good for the caboose. Heather: That's one of the positions...lol CosmicTribune: Favorite position is/was ? Heather: Lol....I started to think a little dirty there...lol CosmicTribune: LoL Heather: Softball?.....would have to be 2nd base I guess CosmicTribune: Which came first, modeling or bikini contests? Heather: I started with bikini contests. I was a little nervous about the whole thing at first, you know getting up in front of people and all, but my boyfriend at the time was coaching me into it. He was very supportive and thought I'd do well. Then photographers started contacting me and everything evolved from there. |
CosmicTribune: Which modeling gig are you most proud of, so far?
Heather: So far, it would have to be winning Ms.Milwaukee Rally 2007. It was a very tough competition but I pulled it off...lol. I'm in the process of trying to make it into some popular publications.... That would be an awesome achievement for me as well. CosmicTribune: Wouldn't be surprised if you made it to the cover of quite a few mags Heather: Thank you....that means the world to me. I'm trying for the big one that everybody wants to be in...."PB"...lol CosmicTribune: Well I was going to ask you if you were interested in Playboy Heather: It would be a tremendous honor. CosmicTribune: You don't shoot nudes right? You're going to have to peel down to your birthday suit for playboy. Heather: yea yea...lol....I shoot nudes when the time is right...lol. CosmicTribune: Ever have an embarrassing moment on a photo shoot or bikini contests? Heather: Well, I was in this bikini contest that had an evening wear event.....My skirt was a little....well little...lol. And while I was walking up the stairs to the stage....everyone got a view of my thong...lol. I didn't know it until the coordinator told me to pull it down..... |
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CosmicTribune: I bet you did that on purpose to get the judge's attention! Did you win? Heather: It was funny cause the crowd got upset after that....lol. I got 2nd place. CosmicTribune: Shorter skirt next time !! Heather: yep...lol CosmicTribune: I see you're in Wisconsin now. Not exactly N.Y. or LA. Is it tougher to find work/good photographers there in Cheeseville? Heather: I've found some really great photographers up here. I was a bit surprised at the opportunities. Of course, though, you have those shady ones too...lol. I'm kind of a minority up here. There's not too many models around either.... CosmicTribune: How often do your photographers make a pass at you? Heather: Never....I conduct myself on a shoot very professionally and I expect the same from them. |
CosmicTribune: You mentioned in an email that you work for the govt.
You're a CIA agent I assume? And the modeling is just a clever cover?
Heather: Damn....you got me....Don't tell anyone...lol CosmicTribune: I'll leave that part out of the interview, I don't want to blow your cover. ..... Done any acting? Heather: No but I have gotten offers. I'm thinking of doing some small parts. CosmicTribune: Have any nicknames? Heather: "Little Bull" and "Hotlips". Little bull because I'm a taurus and I have to have things my way.....lol....Hotlips from the show Mash....A guy gave me that one...lol CosmicTribune: Describe yourself in 5 words Heather: Spontaneous, sassy, exotic, southern, and loyal. CosmicTribune: What kinda girl are you if you're out for a beer? Life of the party and flirt, or shy and quiet? Heather: o boy...definitely life of the party....lol |
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CosmicTribune: Any wild stories you can share with the readers? Heather: What happens in cancun stays in cancun...lol CosmicTribune: What are you wearing right now? Heather: lol....Actually it's funny cause I was trying on this thing I got for a shoot.... It's a hot pink net shirt....and that's it!!!....lol. Seriously CosmicTribune: ....... gulp ... Heather: Yea, it's hot! CosmicTribune: You tease Heather: Not the first time being called that...lol CosmicTribune: If you could go out on a dinner date with ANYONE in the world, who would be. Heather: It would have to be Hef....and his three girls...lol. It would be a great opportunity to talk about getting in the mag...lol |
CosmicTribune: I'm sure you would charm Hef ....AND his three girls.
Biggest misconception people have about you?
Heather: That I'm not business savvy. o and in WI they look at you and think your a B**** if you look good. I can't stand haters out there. Don't judge someone before you meet them. Some of my best friends now have said they were afraid to talk to me at first. CosmicTribune: Most unusual place you've had sex? Heather: We were in our pool during a cookout while guests were around eating and playing volleyball in the yard. It was funny because nobody even noticed. Well, I hope they didnt... I'm a little vixen that way, I gotta have it when I want it....lol. Another time in Vegas against our glass window over the strip....that was nice too...lol We thought we were high enough up where you couldn't see but....little did we know, later we went down and saw how visible it really was. I was wondering why so many flashes were going off....lol CosmicTribune: Hey, when you got the kind of body that you do, why not show off a little. Complete the following - "I wish I had" and also "If I could change anything" Heather: I wish I had more great friends and the power to see the future...lol. If I could change anything it would be the way this war has been handled CosmicTribune: I see you've done a calendar. Your first calendar? Was that fun to put together? Heather: Yes, it's my first calendar and it was a blast!!! It's on sale at my site right now!!!.... Plug for me...lol. Makes a great Christmas present and I'll put a personal message on there too if you'd like. CosmicTribune: And it's a good price - only $15 dollars! Last question - tell me something I don't know Heather: I'm very clumsy....I'm heard falling down the stairs all the time or even UP the stairs. CosmicTribune: Yikes! Heather: Yea, it's a hazard around here....especially around contest time. It wouldnt look good on stage with bruises up and down my legs...lol CosmicTribune: Thank you cutie ! Heather: Take care and have a wonderful weekend |
Interview by Jim, Nov. 10 using Yahoo messenger, Posted November 12
