Interview With A Cutie

Daniela V
Age: 25
5'9 New York City Model, Actress, Singer, Dancer
Website: www.myspace.com/daniela_the_model
Website: www.danielav.com

Daniela: Five-Tool Model

CosmicTribune: How are you doing Daniela?

Daniela: Tired- long day at work- but I just baked cookies

CosmicTribune: What kind of cookies? Like to bake?

Daniela: Chocolate chip. I love to cook- I can't bake worth crap. You have to measure- which sucks. These are slice and throw in the oven

CosmicTribune: What are your best dishes you like to make?

Daniela: I love to make anything with fish or chicken- I try new things all the time. Cooking with wine is great because I get to drink while I cook lol

CosmicTribune: Red wine? I drink red wine everyday. It's supposed to be good for you

Daniela: Chianti. Two glasses a day they say. I play it safe and drink four.

CosmicTribune: Lol. You haven't been modeling very long, right? Just a few years, but acting, singing, dancing much longer

Daniela: You got it, modeling for two years, acting and all that since I was three.

CosmicTribune: What made you finally decide to give modeling a whirl?

Daniela: I was a Hooters Girl in college at Penn State- and I ended up working promos for them and then Bacardi, and that developed into shoots- when I graduated I wanted new actor's headshots, and I decided to do a full shoot

CosmicTribune: You were a sorority girl at Penn State?

Daniela: Yeah i was in Phi Mu

CosmicTribune: Do sororities have a reputation for being stuck-up / snobby?

Daniela: Oh yeah. And those reputations are accurate. Most of the girls are sluts too

CosmicTribune: Excellent ! lol

Daniela: Haha- but not me. I'm a good girl- I should've grown up in the 50s

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CosmicTribune: If a genie popped out of a bottle and told you that you could be wildly successful in ONLY ONE of singing, dancing, acting, modeling, which would you choose? (that's a cheap genie I know, they usually grant 3 wishes)

Daniela: Acting. Hands down

CosmicTribune: Which acting or modeling job are you most proud of so far?

Daniela: Modeling with teaseum bikini- they brought my portfolio to a new level and I learned so much from them

CosmicTribune: Have any interest in stuff like Playboy magazine?

Daniela: Oh hell yes. I would give anything to be in that magazine. I go to the parties at the mansion all the time

CosmicTribune: Are the parties wild? tame?

Daniela: Wild. Anything goes- but the guys there are assholes. One guy walked right up to me and put his hand up my dress

CosmicTribune: That's rude. Did you kick him in the nuts?

Daniela: I smacked him. I'm very 1950s

CosmicTribune: Any celebrities proposition you there?

Daniela: Um no- I wish- haha- I'm single!

CosmicTribune: I've heard that Dicaprio usually leaves with about 5 models

Daniela: Eh- he's not too fabulous- I like the older guys. I have issues

CosmicTribune: You smoke cigars, I've read.

Daniela: Yeah I do, love them. Right from Cuba. Shhh- dont' tell anyone.

CosmicTribune: That's different, there's not many female cigar smokers

Daniela: Yeah- and you'd be surprised how many guys don't like it. I'll want to date a guy and I'll ask him to come smoke with me- and he's all- that's disgusting. Like dude- are you a man or a chick ??

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CosmicTribune: No kidding. Most guys these days are such sissies, putting gel in their hair, wearing earrings

Daniela: They are. So many don't like sports. And they'll say to me- is that an isssue- and I'm like- yeah it is you effing pansy

CosmicTribune: Lol, You're a pal of Sibyl Nin? She's one of my all time fave models. She was the first one I interviewed back a year ago when I started to include model interviews.

Daniela: Yes! That's one of my best friends- she's like a sister to me and she's also my makeup artist for a lot of my shoots- I adore that woman

CosmicTribune: Tell her I said hi. And that I'm in love with her lips. lol

Daniela: haha- everyone is, me too

CosmicTribune: You're 5'9 right. Do you wear heels when you go out for a drink?

Daniela: Yes I do, and thus, I don't date short guys. I love being tall- but it does limit the men I can choose from.

CosmicTribune: It must cause quite a stir when you walk into a bar, over 6 feet tall, and all tits and ass

Daniela: lol- sometimes- most times when I go out I wear a fake engagement ring and wedding band- I just don't want to be bothered- which sounds conceited but man- the little boys that approach me "Hi, I'm an aspiring actor living at home with my mom- but we can kick it at your crib fo' sure" - Like wtf is that

CosmicTribune: They don't use the word crib do they?

Daniela: Oh hell yes. And they are white. Unacceptable. Speak fucking English man. I have a college degree- I don't speak slang and ebonics. And they don't know what a gym is.

CosmicTribune: Sounds like you're going to the wrong kind of places

Daniela: I have no idea where to go anymore. I'm on match dot com, sucks over there too. Every single guy I meet wants sex on the first or second date. Funny, but with me it takes months

CosmicTribune: Are you going to be depressed if you don't have a bf on Valentine's Day?

www.danielav.com

Daniela: I'm not a v-day person. I call it hallmark's day. I'm one of those girls that prefers flowers on a random Monday.

CosmicTribune: I agree, spontaneity is nice

Daniela: I love it- I wish guys could be more romantic- that's what impresses me- I know I can be romantic and remember the little things- flowers delivered to my office on some random day is way more romantic than anything could be on v-day

CosmicTribune: What part of you do you get the most compliments on, and what part never looks as good as you'd wish?

Daniela: My boobs get the most compliments. But I hate my ass, and that gets plenty too. There is waaaaay too much ass going on- hate it

CosmicTribune: You've got a good sized ass - I love it

Daniela: haha- thank you- I wish it were smaller or cute- it's like BAM

CosmicTribune: Well most guys aren't going to agree with you on that.

Daniela: Yeah I know- lucky me. It looks better covered up.

CosmicTribune: You majored in political science at school. Would you say you're more a liberal or more a conservative?

Daniela: Liberal. Hands down. I hate the president. Can I say that?

CosmicTribune: Yes you can. (Though I don't agree with you) Just don't make any death threats! lol

Daniela: No no no!! I'm not al-qaeda. lol, I am very liberal- I'm pro-choice and anti-death penalty, but I'm a devout Roman Catholic- go figure

CosmicTribune: What are you wearing right now ?

Daniela: I am wearing a Penn State sweatshirt and sweatpants. I'm a total bum.

CosmicTribune: I hope the pants are at least sort of snug

Daniela: I could tell you they are- but it would be a total lie, lol

www.danielav.com

CosmicTribune: Biggest misconception people have about you?

Daniela: That I'm easy or dumb. Both happen all the time. And that I'm a bitch. And it really aggravates me to no end. I know I'm smart and I'm far from easy- but it's hard to get that across when you model

CosmicTribune: Well with the sexy pics, I guess a lot of guys think that you fuck everyone you meet

Daniela: Yeah- they do- and like that's my fault or something? that's how I feel when I meet guys- they put it on me because it's what I model- and I try to explain it to them but they don't hear me- very frustrating

CosmicTribune: Most unusual place you've had sex

Daniela: On the road at the end of a dead end street- I couldn't help myself

CosmicTribune: lol. Sounds like fun

Daniela: It was! Gravel sucks though

CosmicTribune: Oh, I thought you were in a car

Daniela: No no, on the road, lol, literally. The other place was in a hot tub- and there were a few other people there and my boyfriend at the time was having a conversation with one lol

CosmicTribune: Did they know what was going on?

Daniela: Never found out. We were slick like that

CosmicTribune: If you could go on a dinner date with anyone in the world, who would it be with?

Daniela: Jim Carrey, without a doubt. He is my favorite actor of all time-he's funny-he's serious- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is the best movie ever made. His birthday was last week- I'm like obsessed

CosmicTribune: You could always be his stalker. lol

Daniela: If I lived in cali I so would. I'm so happy he's dating Jenny McCarthy. The shots the paparazzi takes of them- they look so happy- it's nice to see him smile

www.danielav.com

CosmicTribune: Complete the following - "I wish I had" and also "If I could change anything"

Daniela: I wish I had more patience. I know it's boring- but I really could use some. If I could change anything, I would help more unfortunate people- it breaks my heart to see the homeless on the streets on nyc. I've always wanted to do some sort of documetary and interview them. They all must have stories. That's why I admire people like Angelina Jolie- she uses her fame for good

CosmicTribune: Last question - tell me something I don't know

Daniela: Well serious would be that I have to be in love with someone before I will have sex with them. Very few people know that

Daniela: But goofy....My dog sleeps on the bottom of my bed, and she stands up and wraps her paws around your neck and her bottom paws around your waist. I do squats with her.

CosmicTribune: Thank you sexy !




Interview by Jim, January 22th, 2007 using AOL messenger. Posted January 23









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